This is something that I wrote many years ago. Keep in mind this could be given as a 30-second high energetic spill as commercials try to get people to buy their product.

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The new 21st-century outreach Good News is ready for you to order now. Call now, our toll-free Number 1-800 PRAYER!, or use your internet web browser, www.prayer.now. Tell our volunteers you are just dying to get this Good News. You will be instantly connected to one of our courteous representative team members and technicians savvy individuals (witness team) that will share with you and the general public about what they have discovered to be so life-changing good news. We will gladly send one of our volunteers/technicians to your home to install this unique software. This software is called Good News for short or Basic Instruction Before Leaving Earth (BIBLE). Once you accept this software and have it fully downloaded your entire program will be given a cleaning sweep of all viruses. (Sin, by the blood of Jesus) Programs of hope and encouragement are a few that will start writing the rest of your unbelievable new chapters in your life. After installation, you will have an awesome outlook on life. In the comment section, (Testimony) you will find a space for others to hear how Good News has changed your life, by your own words and they can see a different you. A newer, better you because of Good News. I am sure you would like to receive this Good News and we will come at the best possible time (never too late nor never too early, Just on Time) for our technicians to come and visit as well as install the software that we provide at no cost to you.( James 1:17. Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning.) We will also bring a manual in written form (BIBLE) that has red letters of the most importance. These words are from the author and finisher of this software and His instructions are not only priceless but cost Him everything but cost you nothing. It's a Free Gift; a lot of pain was experienced by the author. He died  so that this Good News could be given away. That's how much He wants you to have this. There is an awesome trip included; you could say it is out of this world. The Good News is so very easy to follow. In both the software and the written manual you will find history, life experience, you will read many love stories and affairs. Songs (Psalm's), trickery, wars, battles, super miracles, and all through this life-changing manual. It tells about the future and promises from the Author. There is at no charge for our volunteers to share with you this one of a kind Good News offer. We hope that you will say yes to this awesome opportunity.

a servant,

Og